All these Austria headcanons I agree with lately x’D
But yeah, yet another one xD
Oooh, the threesomes that they had/will have/are now having in my head. XD Because Roderich WANTS it, but he’d never ask for it, and Ludwig wouldn’t mind AT ALL, but he’d never initiate it. God, good thing they still have Gilbert around to arrange these things.
Though I can’t decide whether he’d be incredibly sneaky about it or very, very obvious. As in, “Ludwig, get your things, we’re going over to Roderich’s place to have sex with him all night long!” XDXDXD
(Also, when I say Ludwig “wouldn’t mind at all”, I mean deep down. He’d need some convincing. Or alcohol, though right now I’m more in the mood for non-alcohol induced sex. And Roderich was always so connected to other nations (“Let others wage war - you, happy Austria, marry!” …or something allong those lines), I think he misses that. And with Vash practicing his “I’m neutral, leave me alone” policy, I think Roderich would like to connect to another German speaking nation, at least every now and then. =)
Gilbert just wants to have fun. XD
I think it depends on Gilberts daily mood if he’s sneaky or direct about it xD
Though I think he just loves the surprise moment, especially towards Roderich, like “Hey little master, get your clothes off, we’re here to have sex with you.” and before Roderich can protest or pull a face or can even react in any way, he finds himself naked between the two brothers. And since Roddy simply loves to get attention, and now by not only one, but two people who treat and make him feel nice, he just lets them have their way with him and won’t protest. And I guess it’s times like these where he’s actually a bit glad he’s only their cousin and not their brother x’D